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Touchdown Clown – NFL Week 2, 2016

Hi Everybody! Week 2 proved to be quite bountiful with ridiculousness. Let’s dive right in… Dom Grady The New England Patriots are off to an exceptional start this season, winning their first two games in spite of Tom Brady’s suspension. Backup QB, Jimmy Garoppolo was looking like the real deal…right up until he got hurt… Continue reading Touchdown Clown – NFL Week 2, 2016

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Touchdown Clown Week 10 – “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills”

You all saw that too, right? Please tell me the things I saw happen in Week 10 were real and not a hallucination. Because if you didn’t see it, it means either I’m losing my grip on reality (which wasn’t all that strong to begin with) or my shady neighbor, Mustache Mike, slipped me LSD again.… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 10 – “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills”

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Touchdown Clown, Week 8 – “So That Happened”

Hey you, how’s it going? Huh? What’s that, you say? “What happened last week?” you ask, “Why wasn’t there an article?” Nothing. Nothing happened. I have no idea what you are talking about. As far as I know, this so-called “Week 7” never existed. Now let’s not dwell in this make believe past of yours… Continue reading Touchdown Clown, Week 8 – “So That Happened”

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Touchdown Clown Week 5 – “It Gets Weird At The End”

Hello again you bunch of scab-picking, One-Direction-listening, eating-cool-whip-with-your-bare-hands troglodytes! Welcome to the Touchdown Clown’s recap of the NFL action in Week 5. Let’s check out a few quick highlights:   The Patriots skill players made the Cowboys secondary look silly…  “Puny mans no can tackle Gronk!” . . I believe the technical term here is “stopping… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 5 – “It Gets Weird At The End”

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Touchdown Clown Week 3 – “The one where it really goes off the rails.”

The action and drama of the 2015 NFL season continued rolling this past week… We saw Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers teach everyone a serious lesson on “How to Quarterback” with the Patriots dropping 50 points on the Jaguars and Rodgers posting 5 touchdowns in Green Bay’s win over the Chiefs. Y’all know I’m a… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 3 – “The one where it really goes off the rails.”

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Touchdown Clown Week 2 – “Injuries and Ineptitude”

Welcome back, you rowdy pack of drooling booger eaters!   Week 2 of the NFL season was very helpful to myself in particular. More specifically, it reminded me why my articles don’t have winners/losers predictions or fantasy pick ‘e recommendations. And that’s because I would be god awful terrible at it. In my personal fantasy league, I… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 2 – “Injuries and Ineptitude”