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Touchdown Clown – NFL Week 2, 2016

Hi Everybody! Week 2 proved to be quite bountiful with ridiculousness. Let’s dive right in… Dom Grady The New England Patriots are off to an exceptional start this season, winning their first two games in spite of Tom Brady’s suspension. Backup QB, Jimmy Garoppolo was looking like the real deal…right up until he got hurt… Continue reading Touchdown Clown – NFL Week 2, 2016

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Touchdown Clown Week 10 – “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills”

You all saw that too, right? Please tell me the things I saw happen in Week 10 were real and not a hallucination. Because if you didn’t see it, it means either I’m losing my grip on reality (which wasn’t all that strong to begin with) or my shady neighbor, Mustache Mike, slipped me LSD again.… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 10 – “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills”

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Touchdown Clown, Week 8 – “So That Happened”

Hey you, how’s it going? Huh? What’s that, you say? “What happened last week?” you ask, “Why wasn’t there an article?” Nothing. Nothing happened. I have no idea what you are talking about. As far as I know, this so-called “Week 7” never existed. Now let’s not dwell in this make believe past of yours… Continue reading Touchdown Clown, Week 8 – “So That Happened”