New House Blueprint

So, my wife and I are expecting our first child.

We found out this week that we are having girl. In preparation for my future daughter, I designed these blueprints for a new home.

What do you think?

House Blueprint


I can’t shake the feeling that I’m missing something…

I got it!

Electrified Barbed Wire!

You know, to class up the joint.



2 thoughts on “New House Blueprint

  1. You won’t need this until she reaches puberty and boys start to come around. Then you WILL want the electrified barbed wire on top of the steel wall. Jim


  2. I don’t need no stinkin’ moderation. As in “I don’t need no stinkin’ badge” from the play Zoot Suit. 🙂 All things in moderation, including moderation. Possibly said by a Heinlein character. I couldn’t find the source but I know I stole it from someone. Jim


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