So, my wife and I are expecting our first child. We found out this week that we are having girl. In preparation for my future daughter, I designed these blueprints for a new home. What do you think? I can’t shake the feeling that I’m missing something… I got it! Electrified Barbed Wire! You… Continue reading New House Blueprint
Welcome back you waxy-eared fizzy fannies, We are six seventeenths of the way through the regular season, which is a completely irrelevant and asinine stat. Shall we take a gander at some of the weeks top moments? We shall! DeAndre Hopkins decided to get in on all this “helmet catching”… . . Marvin Jones went… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 6 – “Frantic Antics”
…because puns are always fun.
Hello again you bunch of scab-picking, One-Direction-listening, eating-cool-whip-with-your-bare-hands troglodytes! Welcome to the Touchdown Clown’s recap of the NFL action in Week 5. Let’s check out a few quick highlights: The Patriots skill players made the Cowboys secondary look silly… “Puny mans no can tackle Gronk!” . . I believe the technical term here is “stopping… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 5 – “It Gets Weird At The End”
Welcome back, you Sloppy Stampcrabs! Boy oh boy oh boy, did the NFL deliver the goods this week. I don’t know where to begin…. Adrian Peterson showed us he’s still got it… Ed Dixon should go buy a lottery ticket… like right now Mario Williams is a Baaaaaaad Man And then, as… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 4 – “The Good, The Bad, & The Lame”