The action and drama of the 2015 NFL season continued rolling this past week… We saw Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers teach everyone a serious lesson on “How to Quarterback” with the Patriots dropping 50 points on the Jaguars and Rodgers posting 5 touchdowns in Green Bay’s win over the Chiefs. Y’all know I’m a… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 3 – “The one where it really goes off the rails.”
Welcome back, you rowdy pack of drooling booger eaters! Week 2 of the NFL season was very helpful to myself in particular. More specifically, it reminded me why my articles don’t have winners/losers predictions or fantasy pick ‘e recommendations. And that’s because I would be god awful terrible at it. In my personal fantasy league, I… Continue reading Touchdown Clown Week 2 – “Injuries and Ineptitude”
Greetings, fellow Gridiron Gluttons! Welcome to the Touchdown Clown’s Week 1 NFL Recap! Cheaters Never Wi- Oh wait… yes… yes, they do. Let’s “kick” this off (Ha! That will never not be funny!) with a look at the Thursday night game. You may recall that we talked about the Brady Deflategate suspension appeal in my… Continue reading Touchdown Clown – Week 1 – 2015
Hello all you mouth-breathing, candy-assed, lily-livered, yellow-bellied, booger-eaters! Welcome to the Touchdown Clown 2015 NFL Season Preview! Presented in conjunction with Rambling Waffle Enterprises and the Touchdown Clown (pictured below): He’s terrifying… I know. We took some time away… but now we’re back… and holy hell, did the NFL welcome our return with open arms.… Continue reading 2015 Season Preview!